depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

Depressed

When someone just needs to give up,like they arnt loving or they feel the need to never be seen again, to be in your own world of sadness and cry intill you run out of tears and eventually scream but no sound coming out.

Sorry for being so depressed lately I just feel lonely...

by Hailey#100000001 November 5, 2018

Depression

Depression is something a lot of people go through. Depression is like when you have no motivation to do the easiest things in life. Depression is when you don’t want to go out places or eat you just want to stay on your bed all day. Depression is something some people can’t get over. Some parents thing having depression is some joke and that adult only have it. But that’s not ture kids,teens and adults can have depression. So kids and teens when you grow up and have children if they come out to you that they have depression or something. Then help them don’t instead of saying “nO yOu DoN’t DePrEsSiOn iS oNlY fOr AdUlTs” cause that’s just going to put them in a more uncomfortable position so don’t say that instead say it’s alright we will go through this together. Always help your kids if there going through depression.

Depression is not only for adults

by I will simp🥺🥺🥺🥺👉👈 June 14, 2021

Depression

When death is holding you by your buttocks.

Depression meaning - Death is holding me by the buttocks, I'm taking meds to make him stop.

by Andr Vlaisa March 18, 2019

Depression

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ME ME ME DEPRESSION

by chlorine2948 June 18, 2021

money-depression

Currently over 3 million people in the US suffer from money-depression. Over %25 of people in the US have at one time suffered from money-depression. Usually money-depression is alleviated when someone suffering from the syndrome publicly attacks someone of a higher social standing.

Charles: My extreme money-depression has led me to sell my summer house, dear chap.

John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!

by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009

depression

When you finish one of Michael Shur's shows (Parks & Rec, The Office)

Dude: Im so sad I finished the office
Other Dude: Dude that means you have depression

by Michael Shur Lover September 28, 2019