Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

Cracker

A cracker is a word used to define white people, however it is not a racial slur by any-means. In fact, "cracker" has the same effect as if calling a rat, not necessarily a bad word, but it contain a negative/joking conetenation.

Why are all these crackers staring me down?

by .sewer rat. April 16, 2022

Cracker

A ridiculous racist white skinned person, who will take the Race out of every setting regardless good or bad. Crackers will manipulate you thinking they are the most harmless race since it’s a white mans country. White people are not crackers but crackers are white people. Dirty white people are crackers. Ironic dirty whites made racism a thing and still are shitting on blacks to this day.

Cracker: blacks are ruining this country once again by stealing,looting,robbing they make up 99% of crimes in this country!
White guy: my coworkers at McDonald’s are black and they seem civilized?
Cracker: don’t trust them they have an unknown disease that I can’t think of in all of them.
White guy: we literally Stole a bunch of shit from Walmart before stop being a cracker! A thief is a thief

by Normalhuman77 December 25, 2023

Twack Cracker

Twack Cracker: Methed out white person.

" Had to call the police on the twack crackers across the street again, they are always a problem"

by James Extraordinaire June 23, 2025

cocaine cracker

a term used for coon ass white niggas who just wont shut the fuck up

Tanner: yOu wOnT lasT in a cOd loBbY
Me: shutup u ugly ass cocaine cracker

by EliteJay April 3, 2021

Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.

Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.

by Writing Hard March 24, 2022

shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.

i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.

by Digothy March 12, 2023