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Angry Clam

when a woman's vajayjay is wide open and ready to eat and you don't eat it and get up and walk away
she pissed me off so I left her with an angry clam!
by The Sniper 2012 July 29, 2012
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Clam Bake

A group of lesbians having sex in a sauna.
That was the best clam bake of my life last night.

Hey do you want to join in on a clam bake with Sarah and I?
by trevskies August 2, 2012
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Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.
Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam
by Rybbo March 18, 2011
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Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa November 14, 2011
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Clam Snatchin'

Term used when your fellow Bro's and yourself go out pussy hunting in other words Snatchin' Clam with immense swag.
Bro 1: Dude, see that fine peice of clam.

Bro 2: Yeah Bro 1, I would def fornicate with her lady parts.

Bro 1: I would also fornicate with her, lets go Clam Snatchin' and get a peice of dat.
by PMONEY $wagger June 23, 2011
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Clam Flap

because its the flappiest part of the vagina it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the labia majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.
Me: hey Chris, I clam flapped your wife last night...
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"
by Naterball, Aimdog, & Briggs October 15, 2011
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Chespeake bay clam chowder

A woman has diarrhea on a man, puts the white part up his ass, and does a white poop on her chest.
My cousin gave me an Chespeake bay clam chowder.
by Thegamerblocky June 4, 2023
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