Cashew Can

(n) mouth; the hole in/on one's face one uses to verbally communicate with others.
synonyms: Can of Cashews, Can O' Cashews

Shut your Cashew Can Mike!

Stop flapping your Can O' Cashews Sally-Beth!

Cashew Can by Wilamaral August 31, 2013

You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast. 

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."

A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast. by elip October 29, 2014

Dirty Can 

The process of slamming alcoholic beverages.

Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this morning?
Guy 2: I absolutely dirty canned a whole case.

Dirty Can by Skidaddy September 15, 2018

tin can brothers

a group of 3 "brothers" (joey richter, brian rosenthal, corey lubowich) from starkid that also make musicals

1. Have you seen Spies are Forever by the tin can brothers?
2. Yeah, but I'm still not sure if it's about spies or not.

tin can brothers by ratalouis September 15, 2019

I can’t remember 

I can’t remember

I can’t remember

I can’t remember by Biwwy2938 December 17, 2019

I can count 

I can count two words

My final two words are I CAN COUNT

I can count by i give up on finding a name January 7, 2021

b3an.can 

used to be marcanne.supremacy but showed her true colors. She lied about her age (said she was 12 and is 14), lied about her sexuality, is transphobic, told everyone that she didn’t care about her followers and only wanted attention and also put an inappropriate picture of luz noceda as her pfp. most of her content was about marcy wu dead jokes and how she was the leader of the amphibia fandom (even tho the entire problem was because people were saying they were gonna replace her and make a new leader because she wanted to take a break)

A: did you hear what B3an.can did??
B: who??
A: b3an.can, she used to be marcanne. supremacy

b3an.can by Vvxny July 28, 2021