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Trinity Christian School 

This school is booty, it only favours the strong and athletic, or the rich. The poor people at this school are shamed for something they have no control over. This place is a legit rip off of the great school Whitefield.
Man, did you see how Trinity Christian School had a hit list for a high school football game that had no relevance to how the team did in the postseason?
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Toxic Christian 

A person who thinks that Christianity is the only way, despite the fact that many people under this category have never actually read the bible. If they had, they'd either change religion out of anger or stop being a bigot.

Love everyone.
1: " Oh my god, did you hear about the person at the shop? "
2: " Oh, that toxic Christian? Yeah, I heard they tore down all those supportive flags.. "
1: " They need therapy. "
Toxic Christian by Askata September 16, 2021

lakeland christian academy 

i hate it when lakeland christian academy

Middle aged christian mom 

A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel".
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.

Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.
Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom.

Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.

Christian Zwirner 

An annoying rich boy who doesn't look people in the eye when they talk. He doesn't understand the difference between right and wrong, and he has a hard time comprehending that fact that some people don't like him. Do not befriend this "creature". He will rip your heart apart and stomp on it because he has no feelings whatsover and he just doesn't care.
Wow I hate all the Christian Zwirners in the world!

Christian Bale it

To run away from something, requiring speed and whits.
They guy shouted out of his window because my friend took something out of the skip, so we had to Christian Bale it.

christian romance 

When a woman/man holds off any type of sex until marriage and bound by faith rather than love of their significant other.
Nick Cannon could not stay faithful to Christina Milian because it felt like a Christian Romance.
christian romance by BenyawD August 10, 2014