Chode

What lies on my cuck friend, Matt's, groin.

Person 1: I bet Matt's dick is big!
His Girlfriend: Naw, he's got an effing chode.

by throwitindatraaaaaaaaashhhhhhh January 16, 2018

Chode

A dick that is fatter than it is long

Bryson's chode is very SHORT and very FAT. It is hairy and tends to sweat

by Disisalec January 18, 2018

Chode

A penis that is as long as it is wide. Most scientists think that it's impossible.

Girl 1: his penis is as long as it is wide! It's so much fun.
Girl 2: Well, then he has a chode.

by Da Chez January 20, 2018

Chode

A man whose has slanted eyes and likes to feast on cats and dogs... he sells it half price.

Wow! Chode, The Man, Myth, and Legend, walked around the corner to find that he was gay beyond repair.

by Hilow buddy January 29, 2018

Chode

A Dick that has quite a lot of girth instead of length.

For Example: the tall black man turkey slapped the old lady with crippling depression with his chunky chode.

by OneFour123 December 3, 2019

Chode

A chode is a penis that is large in girth rather then length.

For Example: the large black man pounded the old lady with crippling depression then turkey slapped her with his thick chode.

by OneFour123 December 3, 2019

Chode

A short fat dick. Width is longer than height. Full boner looks like a meatball. Serious turn off for the ladies. Can also be used as an insult.

“OMG Have y’all heard about the roomer going around that Peyton and grant have chodes” “leave me alone you fucking chode”

by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019