When you shit in a library book and light it on fire then piss it out then you return that book to the library wait for somebody to find the pages I had to shit on it and close it in that nerds face
by Desi Drake December 19, 2019
Get the Mexican bookmug. Definitely a real actual thing real actual people say all the time. It's randomly improvised in place of sayings people actually say like, "scared me silly".
by GhostFrog7 December 19, 2023
Get the Spooped my bookemug. by Anastasia911 June 29, 2019
Get the Consult my booksmug. A statement Chronic Cheating Pathological Liars with multiple personalities use to gain the trust of others professionally and romantically by giving the impression that they have nothing to hide in any chapter of their lives. They often use this reference right away on a first or second encounter to set the stage and lend credibility when things just aren't adding up down the road. They may busy covering up major amounts of bullshit they produce in every direction but if they have someone convinced they are an open book then it's smooth sailing until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt. To avoid any of this if you are ever in the presence of someone claiming to be a"an open book", kick then in the balls as hard as you can and abruptly leave them screaming in agony.
by Thrives on non$en$e September 15, 2022
Get the An Open Bookmug. "That bitch tried to set me up but I caught that play early and BOOKED her stupid ass!"
"I had to Book all them mathafuckaz since none of them niggas or bitches know who took my shit but they was all in the room when I stepped outside real quick"
"I had to Book all them mathafuckaz since none of them niggas or bitches know who took my shit but they was all in the room when I stepped outside real quick"
by EKREMY April 17, 2020
Get the Bookedmug. Book is another word for 'COASTER'
You use books to make sure that when you place your cup on a wooden surface, you don't ruin the wooden surface.
You use books to make sure that when you place your cup on a wooden surface, you don't ruin the wooden surface.
Joe: Yo Mark, can I leave my cup on your beautiful wooden table?
Mark: Yeah, but use a book!! I don't want you runing my table!! It's beautiful!!
Mark: Yeah, but use a book!! I don't want you runing my table!! It's beautiful!!
by Amy Smiles September 9, 2009
Get the Bookmug. by Simpbuilder April 18, 2021
Get the Quote bookmug.