9 lbs of roast beef 

What the strippers in Mexico pussies look like.

"Whoa, is this a strip club or a deli?"

9 lbs of roast beef by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

Soz Beef 

"Soz Beef" is a sarcastic term to apologise to someone who is either hypocritical, stupid, or just too easy to take the piss out of. It is also used in place of "Like I care!"

"Your doin it wrong!!!!!"
"Soz beef!"

"Your not supposed to put THAT much cream in the soup"
"Soz Beef!"

Soz Beef by GazNVixDicto May 1, 2010

corned beef 

the most delicious form of beef, that is on par, and in some cases transcends bacon

ben: i really like bacon
Joe: but corned beef is what jesus ate at the last supper
Ben: oh snap, i've seen the light

corned beef by sweetpictureofpetey March 23, 2010

jet beef

Means whatever you want it to.

Damn, that is so jet beef, dude.

jet beef by Shaydizzle August 4, 2006

National beef day 

August 3rd, the day in which you start beef with anyone friends,family,strangers,dogs,etc just start saying shit to each other

“Hey man fuck you”

“Wtf what was that for?”
“Today’s national beef day”

National beef day by Jwill724 August 3, 2018

park the beef bus in tuna town 

the greatest euphemism for sexual intercourse this world will ever know

bob: I met this girl last night and we really hit it off.
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*

park the beef bus in tuna town by HarryAscholl April 13, 2016

rat beef 

1. A bitch (nasty person) who has rat features (teeth, general stance etc), or who has rat like qualities (high pitched squeak, high heart rate etc).

2. Applied to women with rather meaty vaginas.

1. She is vey much a rat beef.

2. She has a rat beef.

rat beef by billjim December 6, 2006