Beaver Dust

Beaver dust is a phenomena that may be encountered when browsing the senior section of the Tinder aisle.

A place once filled with fun, afternoon rain showers, and an occasional a carrot... now coughs dust like a covid-19 patient as the wetlands have become arid but the aroma of tilapia still permeates the air.

Grandpa was telling me a bedtime story about the time when the Japanese fish market was hit with a freak sand storm that blinded him for several days, and how that was nothing compare to the Beaver Dust he encountered when the Friday afternoon breeze lifted Brenda's floral evening gown.

by BeaverDust March 22, 2021

Beaver

Known as Andrew Hector Becerra

Carlos : You’ve seen that beaver with the mop hair?
David: Yeah bro, his teeth keep growing with all the wood he eats.

by emptier March 28, 2021

beaversexual

When you are extremely attracted to beavers.

I am very attracted to beavers. Therefore, I am beaversexual.

by ChipFunni June 2, 2021

beavertale

the cool guy who wrote this

beavertale kool

by beavertale June 2, 2021

Beaver Tail

When you gotta poo and the poo is already coming out before you get to the toilet

shit, I gotta beaver tail! make way before i crap my pants!

by anidiotnameddre June 14, 2021

beavo

A pencil with teeth marks at its rear end.

The number of beavos that kid has is insane. I wonder when he'll stop that horrifying habit.

by bravado_banshee July 2, 2021

beaver in law

When two chicks have shared the same dick

Hey I didn’t know you fucked him. That makes us beaver in laws.

by Her utr July 24, 2021