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Baby Shark

The dumbest song that always gets stuck in my head
"Baby shark, do--"
"NO!!!!!!!"
*the sound of several gunshots resonate throughout the room*
*followed by a fragmentation grenade*
*followed by a box of fragmentation grenades*
*followed by the main gun of a tank*
*followed by the sound of a body being crushed under a tank*
*followed by a nuclear bomb*
"............bitch."
by Gamer Gek May 31, 2021
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Weed Baby

When you buy over an ounce of fine Marijuana and store it in your Hoodie's front pocket for your trip home... BOOM. Weed Baby.
I'm going to give birth to this Weed Baby then go to the moon when I get home! :D
by peppertime January 5, 2015
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Baby Roulette

When 3 or more males each ejaculate in the females vagina giving one of the males taking part a child 9 months later sort of like a game of Russian Roulette but using a different gun
'Hey man, we should totally play baby roulette with Yasbae tonight''
'Yeah, definitely dude'
by Sweg123456 April 22, 2015
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Baby on a trampoline

The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.
Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.
by DocCod November 6, 2015
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Baby Pictures

Something that your parents use to embarrass you in front of your friends.
Parent: Hey your friend this is your baby pictures!

You: mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
by thunderpikachu44 March 17, 2021
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Baby Rapier

A curved sword used by or for the killing of infants.
Oh shit bro! We gotta get the fuck out of here; that kid is packing a baby rapier.

Earlier this week a man walked into a nursery and slaughtered 14 small children with what is commonly known as a baby rapier.
by Capn'D April 15, 2009
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break baby

A bastard/illegitimate child conceived while one or both of the biological parents was fighting with their significant other and were on a "break" from their relationship.
Mary and I were fighting and she kicked me out, so I went to the bar and banged this chick in the bathroom and now she's about to have a god damned break baby!
by stxnthamix August 15, 2016
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