Brandon

A very nice person. Usually. The Brandon. Stands at about 6 feet tall. The Brandon will usually reply to a comment with 1 or 2 words. Often being "that's nice" or "sad"

Joe: my grandma has just died
Brandon: that's nice

by Morrisons bakery December 12, 2021

Brandonism

when you royally fuck something and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the face book poll by adding way to many needless options ....pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

Go Brandon

A San Diego thank you between two men in a public bathroom.

It's halftime, let's go brandon.

by Lxver Bxy January 23, 2022

Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.

A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can

by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025

Brandon mazza

Likes to believe he is the mastermind and leader of the group but is just the discord admin. Also had most likely completed 100% of 75 games and watches over watch tournaments in ironically

Boss - Hey Chuck I’m giving you a promotion
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today

by Cool person 69420 January 3, 2021

brandon

small dick....
Smallest dick in the world..
kinda crazy

Omg i gave brandon top and it was tiny

by ijdfidishfisdhf May 21, 2024

Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.

Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.

by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022