Oh shit bro! We gotta get the fuck out of here; that kid is packing a baby rapier.
Earlier this week a man walked into a nursery and slaughtered 14 small children with what is commonly known as a baby rapier.
Earlier this week a man walked into a nursery and slaughtered 14 small children with what is commonly known as a baby rapier.
by Capn'D April 15, 2009
Get the Baby Rapier mug.When driving, the act of steering the wheel from side-to-side very quickly, creating a side-to-side jerking motion of the vehicle. Called so because that is how babies drive when they are given a toy steering weel. Example: Maggie Simpson in the opening of the The Simpsons. Lesser synonym: swang.
"We're on a very wide street with no cars about in a tan Saturn soccer mom station wagon that rides about an inch off the ground--let's do some baby driving."
"NIKOS, STOP BABY DRIVING OR YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THAT OLD LADY!"
"NIKOS, STOP BABY DRIVING OR YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THAT OLD LADY!"
by roccothepenguin May 15, 2006
Get the baby driving mug.when a company that a person's parent works for pays for everything; housing, tuition, etc.
a parasite living off a company
a parasite living off a company
by anti-a November 1, 2006
Get the corporation baby mug.When you buy over an ounce of fine Marijuana and store it in your Hoodie's front pocket for your trip home... BOOM. Weed Baby.
by peppertime January 5, 2015
Get the Weed Baby mug.When 3 or more males each ejaculate in the females vagina giving one of the males taking part a child 9 months later sort of like a game of Russian Roulette but using a different gun
by Sweg123456 April 22, 2015
Get the Baby Roulette mug.The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.
Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.
by DocCod November 6, 2015
Get the Baby on a trampoline mug.When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.
OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.
by Sweet Nuts (2016 League Champ) August 11, 2017
Get the Spitter Baby mug.