The act of taking a dump on a woman's ass, Doin it doggy style, then hitting her arms out from underneath her, while thrusting your dick in her ass
by Mclovinchickachickayeah June 19, 2010
When an illegal immigrant fucks a United States citizen, intentionally getting them impregnated or giving them an STD, just to get purposely deported afterwards.
“Jess’s boyfriend pulled a Texas Drive Thru on her, what a dumbass!”
“Ok Juan, I trust you, but don’t pull a Texas Drive Thru on me...”
“Ok Juan, I trust you, but don’t pull a Texas Drive Thru on me...”
by FTPNUT March 29, 2019
A shit stain on a map that’s stuck in the past. A majority of the people in the town are meth heads, alcoholics, or both. Although most of the town claims to be religious, they are nothing more than backstabbing liars who will use you to get their way. A lot of people think they are country but they are nothing more than crackheaded/alcoholic cosplayers. Some people think they can “save the town” but at this point it’s like beating a dead horse to try to get it to be a racehorse.
by Broke balla June 20, 2020
Something that a typical Texan will say...anyone "messing" with Texas is an impossibality because states are not allowed to have conflicts with other states let alone foreign countries...you dumbshits
by asdfsa October 07, 2006
The act of reaching up someone's anus "while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.
"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."
"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."
"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."
by Dustin Neahr January 16, 2006
An ass gasket. A paper toilet seat cover commonly found in public restrooms.
This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.
This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
The #97 ranked college in the nation. One of the largest endowments in the country (1.3 BILLION!) and one of the best fan bases in college sports. Unlike LSU, our athletes have to actually be in class to get a grade, not out chasing hogs and bling blingin' in Baton Rouge. But I digress. TCU also is one of the few universities in the nation to have a seperate fund just for campus upkeep. Which is why the campus looks better than a Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba sandwich on a beautiful Fort Worth day. TCU is also compared to Boise State University. Why? I am not sure. Boise State has some of the most classless, livestock violating fans in the nation. Meanwhile TCU fans are running the DFW metroplex like a Formula 1 racecar. BSU somehow got the "University" label even though they aren't even as good as Idaho State or the University of Idaho academically. BSU students are there for one reason and that is to pollute home games with their immense body odor and toothless smiles when Kellen Moore throws a touchdown. TCU is also compared to Southern Methodist University. SMU was the only college to get the Death Penalty for their football violations.
Boise High School kid: "Man I wish I could get into Boise State!"
University of Idaho student: "Just open the door, and do the connect the dots and you're in from what I've heard."
Texas Christian University student: "How many Rhodes Scholars do you have?"
BSU student: "I don't work in construction!"
University of Idaho student: "Just open the door, and do the connect the dots and you're in from what I've heard."
Texas Christian University student: "How many Rhodes Scholars do you have?"
BSU student: "I don't work in construction!"
by Tony Horton January 12, 2012