Alabama Blood Oath

When a male with gingivitis/gum disease preforms oral sex on his sister when she's menstruating.

Billy and his sister took an Alabama Blood Oath last night.

by FkcdOffCO July 12, 2022

The Alabaster Parakeet

this tiny impelament of a alabaster parakeet is though so fake we are not related to the develish of montougues (you have spelt it wrong)our traditonal dress is not to be rediculed it is of satisfactory ,the fez comes from our native land of morroco wher swigberrry (note the triple "r's" as a sign of morrocan heretige) smythe was born my uncle to so say.the founding was of course in 1912 at the beginning the fez tradittin nobel prize.

the wise words of alabaster"fla bledy bla morrocan moo bla bla do be do la la goldfish"

by richard gertrude muhammed popadopelus October 11, 2003

decatur alabama

Decatur Alabama is the Huntsvilles toilet, coincidently Hartselle is Decatur Alabama's toilet. It's slightly better than Cullman Alabama

Bruddah numbah one: Hey is there anything goin on in Huntsville?
Bruddah numbah two: na. What about harselle?
Bruddah numbah one: I'm not going to that hick town, lets just see what's happening in Decatur Alabama

by Seniorjalapeno July 12, 2017

Alabama Buckshot

The action of a man taking a dump in a womans vagina and she queefs the feces out onto the mans face.

The man died due to her excessive alabama buckshot.

by MFgrape July 10, 2009

alabama hot pocket

when two people of the same relation (preferably cousins) do sexual acts with eachother and then proceed to shit in one and others mouth

Emma: yes now let’s shit

Dave: ok but don’t tell our mom
Emma: strum me off you stupid taliban

Sanjeet Parakesh: allahuackbar

Sanjeet Parakesh: you guys alabama hot pocket

by woah really that’s sick tbf December 14, 2019

alabama Eggplant

If by some means your penis becomes bruised and you have sex.

I got my junk slammed in a door and it was big and purple...so I gave her the Alabama eggplant.

by powdriver August 21, 2009

Alabama Embo

When a massively over-weight girl sits on your face, completely smothering it - and then forces out a dump which subsequently is pushed up your nostrils and is under such pressure it comes out your ears. Usually results in bitching and two-facedness.

"Hey man, what's up?"

"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."

by Jim J Toohey February 21, 2014