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State-side Hotness Rating

During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.
Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.
by MarkyMark33 May 17, 2014
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east side san jose

Story and King, the heart of the east...
East side San Jose is where I stay all day errryday
by A$VP September 21, 2013
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The Sunny Side Up Starfish

A sex position in which the “receiver” needs to do little to no work and lays much like a starfish.

The male lays on their back with their partner laying on top of him face up. The person on the bottom places their hands on their partners upper back and hooks their feet under the back of thier partner’s legs. They then begin to raise and lower them while having intercourse.
Guy: If we have sex tonight, can you be on top?
Girl: I don’t have much energy. I feel like I’m just going to starfish.
Guy: Sure babe! How bout we compromise and we’ll do The Sunny Side Up Starfish?
by Jeff Warmen December 1, 2018
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fail burger with a side of fries

1. Someone who is a complete failure at life and everything else, who also has no friends (hence the "side of fries")

2. A word that is used to describe a situation that kept getting worse even when you thought it couldn't
1."Wow that guy is a fail burger with a side of fries"

2. "That was a fail burger with a side of fries"
by THEMASKEDPOSTER May 17, 2010
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west side middle school

The worst school in the world with the most ghetto people ever. The teachers don't care what you do and kids in that school get pregnant WTH
Oh I'm going to west side middle school so I'm going to get pregnant in 8th grade.
by Skylarre February 23, 2017
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Shady Side Academy

Shady Side Academy, an incredible school with a jaw dropping campus. Oppose to popular belief, the kids there do not flaunt their wealth. in fact, the real flexing they do is showing each other that they have fobs that can open the doors. I have heard people say that they are all snobby rich kids when in fact, they are one of the most financially diverse schools in the county. Most people are simply jealous of the people that go their and decide to take it out on the Urban Dictionary, spreading lies like "SSA kids get caught doing coke". Last time I was there, I was playing for my sports team and I was treated with nothing but respect and friendliness from the kids playing and adults supervising. To summarize my point, Shady Side Academy is better, IT IS BETTER!
I wish I went to Shady Side Academy, it has a great science building!
by Ben_Jamin_Dover September 3, 2022
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