closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

by closet johnson January 18, 2009

brad johnson

Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).

Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.

by MegaWak August 01, 2016

Ruined Johnson

A gender neutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu.

This describes a Character in Movies, Fiction or Games, which shows the Creators ideal mostly of himself.
Characters like this are mostly overpowered, like a Gamecheat or havn't any real Problems to solve. They are imidiatly accepted and loved by everyone and gain everything with nearly no effort an/or no reason.

This is a ruined Johnson!

This Character is a runined Johnson

by Noway_Neophobic May 08, 2019

5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.

She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.

by Aphelion_Blue January 19, 2015

Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.

Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.

by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024

justin johnson

The best person you will ever meet especially on discord IM TELLING YOU THEY ARE THE BEST

"justin johnson is a great friend :D"

by The Grim Reaper.. August 28, 2022

Don Johnson

Sporting a suit (or sports) jacket with sleeve holes pushed up to the elbow region.

"Oh dear. My jacket makes me feel overdressed at this party."
"You can always Don Johnson it?

by Purring Pony October 29, 2024