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National bully a short person day

This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.
Tim:I bullied Sierra

Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day
by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020
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Short-Traurig

A short but intense sad mood, due to a combination of insecurities and extreme events
I can’t right now, I’m experiencing a Short-Traurig
by TheRedSuffer#0264 (discord) August 13, 2022
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On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence
Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren
by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025
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National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025
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short survey

Like a survey, but short. Meaning you get questions asked to you, in a manner that isnt too time consuming, or maybe it's a survey for dwarves.

I thought I'd add this because the latest update for this word is around 15 years old now.
Complete this short survey in order to get a free item for your next order of 25+ dollars!
by MelonSmasher29 February 4, 2025
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Take short

To last for a small duration of time. Antonym of "take long". Logically, if something can "take long", it should also be able to "take short". "For short", "be short", and "last short" are similar.
This homework should take short.
I will only be here for short.
George said he'd be short, but he still isn't here.
Liz Truss's premiership lasted short.
by Hobox March 21, 2023
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sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.
Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)
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