post party depression

waking up after a party; wondering why you have a sharpie mustache, wondering where your left shoe is, why theres a bowling ball in the yard, how trashed your house is, why theres a black man laying ontop of you, and have a horrible hangover.

person1: yo, i'm suffering from a serious case of post party depression.
person2: your house is so trashed its going to take like a week to clean it all.

by marie&carrie July 2, 2008

Posted Up

to be extremely sexy or attractive

Damn that girl Jackie is hella posted up today

by JAXGK May 29, 2017

Triple-Post Fail

When a person post anything three times or more due failure to realize it went through the last time. Most prevalent on facebook.

Status: Listening to King Crimson
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
John's Comment: Triple-Post Fail

by imthatawesome October 18, 2010

post block syndrome

Similar to writers block only in the context of social networking sites. Unable to come up with post worthy content.

After logging into facebook and staring at the screen unable to post, I realized I was suffering from post block syndrome.

by geoneubie February 28, 2010

post-emo kid

A person (usually a "normal" teenager) who complains, rants and bitches about how much emo kids ae "fags", "homos" and "cutters" that he or she begins to sound like one themself

post-emo kid: UGH!!! I HATE EMOS SO MUCH (carries on for half an hour)

by defender of peace July 23, 2006

Post Maturpooping

The urge one feels to poop before masturbation.

I wouldn't have been caught if I didn't experience a bad case of post maturpooping!

by Absolute Boredom October 25, 2009

B post

Be part of something. One of several catch phrases for the UMASS Five College Federal Credit Union. Often printed on cloth tote bags with unnecessarily small straps.

Yo c-dub, you gotta B post if you ever gonna move out yo T Jones' house!

by JJ Baby November 10, 2007