9/11

When you're driving to 7/11 but instead you accidentally say 9/11 imagine lol!

"I'm about to get a can of root beer from 9/11... wait oh no never forget."

by LikeXD31 September 11, 2023

11 pounder

Most likely you are a horse

The Giant Horse Cock Weights over 11 pounds (11 pounder)

by ANL:ASKL":AS July 20, 2021

11:11

1. A time.

2. Used on SnapChat to show that yu care for certain people.

3. A symbol referencing a cult.
4. It means that angels are trying to tell you something.

"Poornima, what time is it?" "It's 11:11." "Thanks."
"Who was your last 11:11?" "Khordad." "Cool."

by Doughnutt_childd August 15, 2018

MD-11

The death chamber

We are going on a flight!

What airline?

Everything airlines, the aircraft is a fancy MD-11!

I would like to not die.

by ya know? October 7, 2023

I am amazing (02/11/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to perianal abscessses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am amazing (02/11/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

11 June

The day when your teacher will take the class on a trip. AND cei 3 crai trebuie sa steie in aceiași cameră!!!

11 June means

by Gicuta December 16, 2021

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.

by gregben September 12, 2023