skinny ass bitch named coker

A broke ass bitch who experiences the worst hangovers that any man has ever had to endure. Upon waking up, he takes an immediate dip, most of which goes everywhere, except his mouth. He has a tendency to chill in his "hangover cave" all day receiving blumpkins from passer's by and reading books on kama sutra.

Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.

by Jesse Logan July 28, 2008

Fucking whore ass bitch shit dick

An excuse to say six curse words in an insult.

random guy: you suck!
you: you fucking whore ass bitch shit dick
random guy: you win

by welthy rich not November 18, 2019

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.

by Trashginger April 4, 2018

can't hit your ass with either hand

Unable to accomplish tasks.

You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!

by macput1 June 10, 2016

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!

by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020

Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe

What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic

Well Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe, she caught the squirrel!

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

Put-Your-Finger-In-Your-Ass-Pill

The objectively correct and gigantically-intellectual political ideology/pill. Don't believe me? Put your finger in your ass.

"Snopes is bullshit, CNN is cringe, Fox is for psuedo-intellectuals. Take the Put-Your-Finger-In-Your-Ass-Pill. It'll change your reason for being. Don't believe me?"

by Yellow Pill Deity December 31, 2020