Beat My Dispenser

Its when a girl masturbates

For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.

crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you

by i wanna fuck mss December 5, 2017

Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched

Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"

by Kaylee1992 May 28, 2022

My balls

Small

My balls are small

by Balls Obama May 3, 2023

lick my fuck

An expression showing hatred to someone or something, usually used in game lobbies.

“Bro, why did you drop a big load on my science project? That took me 3 weeks!”

“Lick my fuck, bitch”

by LickMyFuck November 30, 2024

killing my battery

Killing my high.

Man im hella stoned ! Best day ever

Mom: clean your room do your homework take a shower walk the dog, etc/
Man youre killing my battery !

by suda October 2, 2014

tipple my nipple

To drink small quantities of milk from the breast.

He said he was thirsty so I let him tipple my nipple

by Levantarse December 17, 2015

My Ten In Your See

If you use this pickup line on a girl from Tennessee you’re automatically going to get the vacuum suck 1200.

Hey baby, are you from Tennessee because I want to put my ten in your see.

by BlakeAL87 September 29, 2020