your mom

a big lady with lots of kids that loves young men

Your mom is hot and loves me

by Big great balls of fire October 28, 2022

your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

your gutties are scrappers

(nothern ireland slang) used to insult someone's footwear.
gutties - refrencing someone's shoes
scrappers - referencing the shittiness of them

man from belfast wearing crosshatch: "say it again go, SAY IT AGAIN"
belfast bouncer: "your gutties are scrappers there i said it again"
man from belfast wearing crosshatch: "ya wee tramp"

by BlitzRain October 28, 2022

your*

Rarely used, but when an opportunity to use it arises, it feels a thousand times better than "you're*."

Person 1: I fucked you're mom!
Person 2: your*

by DeadestBrain October 29, 2022

National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!

Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

by gwagwazk October 31, 2022

YOUR MUM

if you dont get good grades, you are gon’ FEEL THE PAIN.

YOUR MUM looks very angry right now

by catso200 October 31, 2022

Your Mom

Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit

by SirCentipede November 1, 2022