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umbrella bitch

Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth
I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch
by gracious fallacious January 9, 2023
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Gay Bitch

by Kthekilledman August 14, 2021
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Bitch better have my honey

When you're a singer-bear and you lend a bear some honey and the bear doesn't pay you back.
Bitch better have my honey! Y'all should know me well enough...
by dudeperfect19 August 20, 2016
mugGet the Bitch better have my honeymug.

bitch your whole life

someone whos a bitch cunt there entire life
by free da guys bywl March 3, 2025
mugGet the bitch your whole lifemug.

Bitch Expert

The Bitch Expert was a mysterious person who studied bitches and their behavior. They gave the best definitions regarding the bitch species and their ways of life, as well as the many different species of bitches that roam our planet. One of the definitions they wrote was the term defining Obedient Bitch. They have been inactive since August 31 of 2019. What happened to them is unknown.
Rumor has it that the Bitch Expert was assassinated by an angry feminazi, but this rumor was never confirmed. Below is a police sketch of what the Bitch Expert may have looked like.
mugGet the Bitch Expertmug.

Little Bitch

This perfectly describes you, you little fucking bitch.
"Fuck you specifically, you little bitch."
by Yeezums November 24, 2019
mugGet the Little Bitchmug.

House bitch.

The weakest memeber of a group or gang.
I know when seans live am about two seconds away from being the house bitch.
by Temujin August 15, 2022
mugGet the House bitch.mug.

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