Peel my banana

To go crazy.

With all the pressure from work this week, I feel like I'm gonna peel my banana.

by Chaquita Peela March 14, 2018

dick my suck

Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)

Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys

by lucacola March 14, 2018

Peel my banana

To go crazy.

If that happens one more time, I'm going to peel my banana.

by Chaquita Peela March 14, 2018

Pushing my wit

When it’s 3am and someone is pissing you off!!

YOUR PUSHING MY WIT!!

by St8k D=Y May 11, 2018

spank my tank

slapping of the booty.

"Ryan, spank my tank ples," Rebecca said with a smirk.

by Spank my Tank February 16, 2017

toot in my horn

Something you don't like or aren't interested in.

John: Have you tried the new reasturant in the neighborhood?
Ron: Yes, I went there last week and the food was "ok" - it didn't really put a toot in my horn, and I doubt I'll go back again.

by Krearyal February 18, 2017

Fluffing my oats

When someone or something is getting you all agitated.

Republicans are really fluffing my oats these day's

by BigGCount February 23, 2017