by Well in doubt black man March 19, 2018
Today is Jan 16th which is " National Sniff your Belly Button Day" so I sniffed mine and smelled like ketchup and radishes
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj December 30, 2024
The sac wanted Jason to come to the firepit but he was watching Top Gun and yelled out, “hold onto your panties!”
by Bobdonis November 13, 2020
I Like Your Boots
Sit at Primanti Brothers and yell to everyone "I Like Your Boots"
Even if they don't have boots on YELL IT NOW BITCH
YOU=Funny if say I Like Your Boots
Sit at Primanti Brothers and yell to everyone "I Like Your Boots"
Even if they don't have boots on YELL IT NOW BITCH
YOU=Funny if say I Like Your Boots
I Like Your Boots, bitch.
by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 07, 2023
When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
by 22 Knowledge December 10, 2015
wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
by bubabear101 June 18, 2021
Hey jim, are your ancestors are molesters?
*jim explodes into oblivion and burns in hell for eternity*
*jim explodes into oblivion and burns in hell for eternity*
by Ancested molested March 22, 2018