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by toeney January 21, 2020
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Shit Nips

The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.
Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.
by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017
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Shit tits

When you it's 3qm
Amber and adam leaving holiday we then realize holy shit tits I'm suppose to be at work and it's brrrr cold out!!!thus meaning it's also cold and rainy and we're late!!! Brrrr
by amberbooyah May 28, 2021
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Cat Shit Trough

Garden boxes my next door neighbor’s cat likes to shit in. Suffice to say it became a buffet for my roommate’s dog, Pickles. Due to COVID-19 standards we have closed the buffet with chicken wire, however the rest of the yard is available to shit in for dining outside only.
PICKLES, save me some! The Cat Shit Trough is running low on employees. They’re gonna close if you take all of their business.
by Princest May 17, 2021
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minute to shit it

The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.
Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it
by earcher5 April 2, 2011
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Sweep n Shit

the act of having a broomstick shoved up your ass.
Hey man, how was that Sweep n Shit last night?”
That shit kinda hurt”
by Gimme that Sweep n Shit January 22, 2019
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Shit

Oh shit I pooped and the bathroom broke”
“Yeah we saw it in the downstairs floor”
by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020
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