Dumb Dick

A penis that doesn't know where to go

That guy on our team has a dumb dick

by Dumb Dick Guy August 22, 2019

peeping dick

When you can see just the tip of the head of an uncircumcised penis poking out of the foreskin and it catches a woman or man by surprise when they first see it.

So this guy I've been talking to came over last night and we started going at it for the first time. Much to my surprise I was caught off guard when I started to blow him and was face to face with his peeping dick!

by skankweasel October 6, 2016

Loaf Dick

When you eat too big of a sandwich and you just can't.

Can't bang, got loaf dick.

by phoehm November 13, 2016

Dick turban

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.

I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.

by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023

coloso dick

a guy with a huge dick

hey becky look at that big but
holy shit is that a bird
is it a plane
no its coloso dick

by bigbutballer69 October 3, 2011

SARCAS-Dick

When someone uses sarcasm to the extreme and becomes a jerk while trying to be funny.

He used to be really funny and his sarcasm was unique. But now the dude is just a SARCAS-dick who offends everyone.

by Major Thomas Randle October 29, 2022

DRAMA DICK

Drama Dick: A person who is always looking for drama. Also reporting on drama or feeding the drama by telling everyone who will listen.

Peter is a real Drama Dick. Always looking for drama!

by The Phalanx December 27, 2022