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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
mugGet the Shit Sandwich Theorymug.

Regular pool shit

When someone fingers you in the pool.
What happened last night? You know, just some regular pool shit. You’re very tight, btw.
by Mander$ November 30, 2019
mugGet the Regular pool shitmug.

Cum shits

Dude I just had a shit that felt so good I came
Oh yeah, you had the cum shits!
by weasdrgbh September 6, 2022
mugGet the Cum shitsmug.

Shit

The giant brown thing sitting in your pants right now
"bro, I just took a shit"
"pretty cool dude, can I eat it?"
by Lo-Sir May 3, 2023
mugGet the Shitmug.

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.
"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
mugGet the HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)mug.

shit rocked

im about to get my shit rocked

lucky
by mvvtserlvver July 8, 2022
mugGet the shit rockedmug.

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