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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
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nevermind can you shut up

Nvm go away idiot don’t search this up look up “69”
Please “”””nevermind can you shut up pickle
by ur mom gave me this name April 8, 2022
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YOU STUPID NIGGER

That time when Peter Griffin from Family Guy in a COD shitpost said "YOU STUPID NIGGER"
by anonymous January 2, 2025
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No Kevin, not you

When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.
Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.

Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.

Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you
by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025
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I got you Abe

When Western Israeli allies step in to provide support to Israel after the latest Hamas terror attack.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Hamas extremists massacred over 1200 innocent Israelis during the October 7th attacks. Israel is surrounded by enemies.

President Biden: I got you Abe
by RandyRhoads84 December 24, 2023
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How Do You Understand Women

You cant.
(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.
by TheSemiWiseChild February 16, 2022
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You do not care if I die

So why you expect me to care is a mystery to me. The YouTube trash loves to watch me suffer and some of them are pretending to be me to rape (seemly) and they YouTube retards are just allowing it. It seems like the only thing the YouTube freaks care about is YouTube freaks and they care only BECAUSE they themselves are YouTube freaks.
Hym "So no I do not care that that nigga got shot. He is in those circles. He (like the Japanese) could have done something for me that would have made me care whether or not he died. Something that is very specific. But you do not care if I die as I sit here messaging my face and skull to alleviate the pressure that slowly builds up in my head through the day as you make me live through a hell of my own description that resembles a black mirror episode. Fuck you. You had BETTER HOPE they don't kill all of you because the cover-up dies with you. Notice how I am not being murdered. I have yet to be murdered. Maybe some attempts. It seems and looks like you tried to bully me to death with weaponized schizophrenia and accidently got lIAM paYne to jump off a balcony. But I still haven't been murdered. I wonder what's happening there? Charlie Kirk is apparently this wonderful fucking. He's over the smashing pussy and getting paid to be a YouTard. Why is he getting murdered and not me? I'm getting 'survivor's guilt' over here guys. WHY NOT MEEEEEEE!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
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