Stuff the Turkey

When a person sticks their dick in a turkey and uses the juices as a replacement for lubricant.

“Yea I ran out of lube yesterday so I had to stuff the turkey!”

by Grapefruit Style November 10, 2017

Tame Turkey

The boring and bland-tasting non-alcoholic beverage that the folks at AA made Duke Harris drink when he was "going through the twelve steps" to give up Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

They say that drinking Tame Turkey is the best way to "quit cold turkey" when you're addicted to Wild Turkey; I suppose that the results and statistics are debatable, depending on who you talk to.

by QuacksO November 28, 2020

Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).

We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.

by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023

quirky turkey

An oddball

He's quite the quirky turkey.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Turkey-head

A person who joins the gym after a gluttonous christmas period who performs pathetic exercises and quits after a month *moon face*

"can't be arsed goin the gym later, it's gonna be full of turkey-heads"

by MartinezJnr22 January 6, 2015

Turkey Twizzler

That good rough sex that has her yelling your or whoever else she is sleeping with's name

"Did you give that girl Megan a good beefing?"
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"

Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden

by MiniestCam March 9, 2021

Draining The Turkey

The period of time after getting in a fight with someone, in-between "We are kinda talking again, but it's kinda cold..." and "Hell yea baby everything is gravy as fuck."

(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)

Mark: Hey Breanna, are you and Izzabella talking again?
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.

by scrubs2342 July 25, 2011