boot

A word which you call someone when they are a pure idiot/dickhead/dork.

Comes from "car boot", where the reject kid goes when there is no more room in the car.

"Can you believe that Tom bought Crocs?"
"That kid is a Boot"

"Today I spent all day watching re-runs of Friends"
"Boot"

*dances like a complete idiot*
"Boot..."

by boot___ January 16, 2008

red boots

Jillian's conformist ideals which result in her being a wannabe hipster.

The worst kind of insult to give someone named Jillian. It shows how she can't be a yuppy so she has to go for the next best thing.

She's such a red boots wearing bitch

by Dub3530 October 06, 2013

farting in my boots

farting so much that you can’t help it or control yourself.

I’m farting In my boots right now since I haven’t pooped all day

by stephani_pie_ February 08, 2023

thot boots

Boots thots hit the thot walk in

Did u see her wearing those thot boots

by lilcece March 18, 2015

boot grinder

When one takes his/her fork and scrapes food off of it only using the bottom teeth as if scraping excriment off the bottom of your boot on a curb.

Austen: Did you see how that dude ate his food?
Nick: Yea what a fucking boot grinder!

by The one and only Biggs October 18, 2015

I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots
Sit at Primanti Brothers and yell to everyone "I Like Your Boots"

Even if they don't have boots on YELL IT NOW BITCH
YOU=Funny if say I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots, bitch.

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 07, 2023

Boot Nasty

Something comparably foul or disgusting as a worn boot covered in mud

I don’t like him he’s boot nasty

by Sonicetomeetyouangeles February 28, 2024