deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

by assenavd.sneeze September 19, 2021

Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever

"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein

by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023

Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.

well that tweet was using twitter theory.

by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021

Peter theory

When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.

Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”

by Lilwilly. October 23, 2023

Recurve Theory

A theory of when one is masturbating, and when they ejaculate, their nut recurves backwards, and gets on their face/in their mouth.

Bro weston did recurve theory!

by UPIC November 8, 2025

Big Boob theory

How our universe sprang into existence. Proof that only natural phenomena exists and there are no supernatural forces or materialism.

A cosmological contribution that exist at the core of "black holes". A mathematical concept that truly boggles the mind.

Big Boob theory is the big bang.

by Crimes Act (1958) May 29, 2018

gasolina theory

That the Song Gasolina can be paired/remixed with any and every song made and it’ll always be fire.

“Gasolina doesn’t go with Get Busy.”

“Bro don’t you know about Gasolina Theory?”

*song plays*

“Gah damn”

by VinceMontague October 7, 2025