adj. A general idiot. Often used to describe someone with limited official qualifications or someone who finds it difficult to concentrate.
by themanthemyththemaverik December 23, 2011
Joe: Did you hear about the time I ran out of gas going up a hill so I turned around and coasted down to a gas station.
Listener: That sounds like a Joe story to me.
Joe: Did you hear about the time I got pulled over by a cop speeding while drunk and he let me off by giving him a cigarette he saw on my dash?
Listener: Nice Joe Story.
Listener: That sounds like a Joe story to me.
Joe: Did you hear about the time I got pulled over by a cop speeding while drunk and he let me off by giving him a cigarette he saw on my dash?
Listener: Nice Joe Story.
by CCBJoe January 20, 2010
No Example Needed When You're SILKY JOE
by SilkyJoe October 23, 2018
by Do you want to fight me February 24, 2014
1: The act of verbally one upping someone.
2: Someone who verbally one ups someone with a blatant lie.
3: A generally disliked cunt
2: Someone who verbally one ups someone with a blatant lie.
3: A generally disliked cunt
Person a: "Last week something funny happened, I was waiting for the bus when someone dropped threatened to beat me up for no reason".
Person b: "Oh yeah, that happened to me this morning but the person pulled out a HUGE 14 INCH SERRATED MILITARY GRADE KNIFE AND HELD IT TO MY THROAT"
Person a: "You're such a fucking Joe Morley"
Person b: "Oh yeah, that happened to me this morning but the person pulled out a HUGE 14 INCH SERRATED MILITARY GRADE KNIFE AND HELD IT TO MY THROAT"
Person a: "You're such a fucking Joe Morley"
by asgaslkghjsld March 28, 2022
A guy who comments on FB posts that offend captain marvel because he's hoping she will show up and spank him.
by Ahole22 September 24, 2021
A pedo person. Can suprisingly get a lot of girls but is too creepy that they break up with him. Can sometimes be a good guy though.
by Carrierbaggg September 18, 2018