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When you are nailing a girl in the butt standing up and you hold her arms outsrtretched like she is on the cross. She must then say CRUSIFY ME BABY!
Alan: I was nailing kathryn last night and we switched positions and i started doing the jesus.

Marc: what did she say?

Alan:CRUSIFY ME BABY!

Marc: WOAH nice you get bonus points!
The Jesus by XC Liberty League September 22, 2009
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while fucking a girl from behind, you stick both of your forefingers in the corners of her mouth and lift up and away creating the joker
it didnt look like she was enjoying the anal sex as much as i was so i gave her the joker
the joker by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004
The joker is when you cum in a girls face and then after her make up smears and she starts crying you ask her..."why so serious?"
John: yo dude what did you get into last night?

Rusty: I totally used the joker on that girl from the bar last night!

John: Ha ha you are the man!
The Joker by Princes Donna L October 25, 2010

manx the jambunny 

(v.) when a male performs rear entry intercourse on a female while both parties are standing up and hopping up and down vigoursly.
We were dead tired after manxing the jambunny all night.
manx the jambunny by Mango January 2, 2003

that's the joke 

No really, that was it. Right up there.
That's the joke. That joke was right there. That was it.
that's the joke by fr3nzical February 7, 2013

The Jesus Wheel 

The Jesus wheel a frase from the term "Jesus take the wheel". It is used in a bad situation where you call it out to be able to get threw your problem. It was also used in a song by Carrie Underwood.
Guy: "OMG WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"
The Jesus Wheel by Jo Ritter West September 23, 2017