You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?
by Badmofochef October 06, 2013
The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.
Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"
Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."
Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."
Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"
Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."
Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."
Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"
by Litaker July 07, 2011
A midget who has intellectual disabilities.
You: Did you see that wee-tard?
Friend: No, where?
You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.
Friend: No, where?
You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.
by Red Handed Bandit March 08, 2019
by QuartzHoney March 21, 2021
A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.
by Scribblyscrabbidydoo April 06, 2018
Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010