Salty

Someone with too much salt so they naturally try to suck the moisture from others who aren't as salty as them

"Why are your math grades much lower than the other subjects, do you struggle with math concepts a lot?“

"Maybe, at least I don't struggle with every subject like you"

"Wow salty much"

by SomeLeanBoi July 15, 2024

salty fin

When a man sprinkles a pinch of sea salt on the tip of his penis and penetrates the vagina with incredible force.

"Oh bro I'm gonna salty fin this lil ho"

by dickalmondtits February 2, 2016

salty

Religious people and/or ideological people on youtube when they get offended by the video-title.

People be salty man!

by Emdosis June 20, 2020

salty 6

Defined as. Dude last night I was fucking my chick and then she wanted to 69 but I already come in her and I didn’t want to do a salty 6

Salty 6: The act of doing a 69 after you’ve come inside of her the 6 is salty

by Salty 6 March 6, 2022

Salty Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.

Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin

by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016

Salty Kuso

Man Who Keeps Video Clips And Never Posts Them Fucking Bitch

Post The Podcast Salty Kuso

by Koolkid1907 December 14, 2019

Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024