turkish penis salad

A Turkish prison delicacy.

Would you like some Turkish Penis Salad?

by Edward Waddlemar March 13, 2003

tossin a taco salad

licking a dirty mexican dude's asshole

Karen caught me tossin a taco salad down by the border!

by Shel/Allie May 25, 2006

Toss My Salad

The act of one individual to perform a rim job on to another, this act can not involve the use of tongue, but circular movements with one's mouth. And can be widely associated with a chocolate pudding.

Julia: Now, I've had some meat, i would like some salad please?

Peter: Fuck Yesss, ' Toss My Salad Biattccch'

by Da boy! January 13, 2010

angry fruit salad

a gui that has too damn many bright colours

bill: bah look at that gui it looks like angry fruit salad
pill: ya its 2 colorful

by unusu-al September 12, 2003

moob salad

a salad thats got a cut off moob on it

colin can feel the mucles of the moob as he takes a giant bite of the moob salad

by socalsurfer September 9, 2007

Toss My Salad

When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.

I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)

by Jesus#2 August 15, 2011

woofed my salad

To toss a salad in a hurry.

Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.

by CB_ April 26, 2006