A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)
The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.
Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.
Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.
"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023
Get the one in the pipemug. Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 13, 2020
Get the Freezing Pipe Plungemug. by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021
Get the Parallel Pipedmug. A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-
This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”
A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”
A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!
Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!
Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!
Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
by yourface019 January 9, 2021
Get the Pipe Dreammug. 
The act of inserting a tube into a mans rectum and then defecating in it, after this the man will then smoke crack out of it and shout "Fuck kata ka long kaba bha" or fuck that is good in english
by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025
Get the Khasakstani crack pipemug. "Today is the anniversary of brutal pipe murder! Let us all make posts on tumblr and do some silly fanarts once again."
by Buhbyh January 20, 2024
Get the brutal pipe murdermug.