Penis Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.

guy 1: I can't stand her.. but I haven't got laid is so long.. I can't stop thinking about her.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.

by buddhafish July 17, 2012

platinum penis

Male reproductive organ capable of producing superhuman offspring when introduced into Platinum female organ.

They conceived Superman due to his Platinum penis and her Platinum vagina.

by Bossman_Interpretations January 17, 2017

Penis Rager

The act of doing a line of cocaine off an acquaintance's penis.

It didn't take much convincing for Paul to do a penis rager with Frank.

by SlurpyDonut June 15, 2020

Penis Cowboy

Somebody who rides the penis much like a cowboy rides his horse

Wow... look at tim cook... such a penis cowboy.

by TheFridgeMaster December 01, 2009

Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.

Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.

by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016

Wallpapered Penis

When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.

Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!

by TumTum816 January 29, 2017

mouth to penis

Giving oral sex via salivating on a males genitals

Girl: hey babe you up for some mouth to penis tonight

by Sas princess July 17, 2015