Penis Escrow

The time period in a new relationship that she is not having sexual relations with you. The duration can vary but usually amounts to three dates. This has been known to make men behave in a manner some other men call “Being a pussy.”

Billy asked his friend “Hey Clause hows that new girl You met from the Halloween party and you doing?, have you banged her yet?”

Clause says “Nah my ninja I’m in penis escrow brah. But I’m taking her out to Dairy Queen next Friday so I’m thinking we gonna get some ivory and bump uglies!”

Billy - Damn bro, you got class!

by Mattroid Prime October 31, 2017

penta-penis

Multiracial dicks arranged in a pentagram.

"I have to pray to my penta-penis."
"your WHAT"

by regionalatleast November 2, 2017

volcano penis

This is when a man/boy has a long foreskin which makes their penis look like a volcano

For example, Rhys McGowan sent a dick pic to Abbie and then Abbie said he has a volcano penis

by Abooooooi November 12, 2017

Clover Penis

A 4-headed lucky penis that brings you good luck and fortune.

"Johnny Jungle was deep-dicking me with that quad-tip dipper and then I won lucky tray day. He must have a clover penis"

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

penis shy

When you are afraid to fuck a bitch because you are self conscious about your weird and/or small penis.

Jeremy had the opportunity to fuck Alyssa, but would because he's penis shy.

by apple3020 August 27, 2016

penis diaper

Condom.

Me: Hey babe, do you want me to pick up some penis diapers?

Her: What the fuck is that?

Me: You know... Condoms.

by Rafael8 January 16, 2018

Penis Treatment

Regency to any activity that stimulates and ejaculates the male penis. Sex, masturbation, hand job, blow job, etc.

Rachel will be giving me some penis treatment tonight.

Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.

Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018