Penis Tent

Otherwise expressed as "pee-pee tent," the penis tent is a communistic gathering under the sickle and hammer. It has next to zero sexual under-intonation; however, in the right context, it is an extremely suggestive form of flirtation.

The building of the penis tent required multiple men. Note the past tents. Formally, this act signified the creation of stonehenge.

Now, it is nothing but a metaphor for a male gathering.

See Greg for more information.

All credit to Lucy for the invention of this term.

Fellow scientologists, we shall gather when the moon is high beneath the circle formed by the ancient penis tent.

by penis tent lover 23 June 5, 2020

toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed April 18, 2018

Penis Coolata

A beautiful drink made of sperm and served in a salt rimmed glass. Always tasty

I saw michaela drinking a Penis Coolata and licking her lips.

by peniscoolataluva April 20, 2011

Penis legs

Penis legs are penis legs. That’s it.

Me: penis legs
Person: wtf does that mean?
Me: idfk

by Penislegs69 September 19, 2020

beam penis

A beam penis is a penis with a girth so thick and length so straight it can be used as a building beam.

Man, that guy gets all the chicks with his beam penis.

by Champions of Phrase-penis October 14, 2014

Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.

Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.

by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

Penis Eater

This disease grows inside the hole of the penis, slowly eating away at the penis. This disease comes up after swimming in dirty water

“Jonathan got the penis eater after swimming in your pool 😂”

by Dr. Dis3as3 February 11, 2019