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Noodle

Lil cootie, 100% vanilla, loves head pats, a very cuddly and soft person but has a beast that can be unleashed within.

Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!

Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.
Have you seen Noodle lately? He's looking cute as hell today!
by auxxie August 20, 2020
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Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile
Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey
by anonymous July 24, 2025
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Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.
Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.
by Jimmy Gregfarts February 19, 2020
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Noodle

A female who has the body shape of a Rigatoni that may be sleeping with your old bulk pick up trash that is possible losing his hair and probably can’t even spell Rigatoni.
see Bulk Pickup trash
"You know that skanky whore looks like a noodle...and she's sleeping with bulk pickup trash"
by ticleme February 28, 2009
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Noodle Groovin

When someone (particularly on drugs) is tweaking out and can't sit still. Usually it looks something like when a presumably cracked out person is walking down the street, talking to themselves, and dancing/groovin to music that isn't playing. Whilst performing the act, their limbs seem limp and resemble wet noodles.
Yo, did you see that guy walking down the street a minute ago? He was noodle groovin for sure... probably on the way to the liquor store.

I was on my way to work this morning and saw some crackhead straight up noodle groovin about a block away from the office. That dude was so lit I almost mistook him for the sun by accident.
by Ninjareaper (Dat/guy) August 19, 2023
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Danger noodle

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him
by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020
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accordion noodle

It’s a secret meaning that only a few ppl understand
Accordion noodle :🪗🍝
by Mommymilkyyumyum May 17, 2023
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