2 definitions by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle

Danger noodle

A snake

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020

Coronavirus

A terrible worldwide disease, like most things, it was made in China. Symptoms include: hoarding of unnecessary items, such as toilet roll and hand sanitiser, a certain president telling you to drink bleach (please don’t), not social distancing and washing your hands while singing the happy birthday song. It has messed everyone up.

My teacher has a secret store cupboard full of toilet rolls in her classroom, due to coronavirus.

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020