ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face

When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels

by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020

Alabama

The place where your shotgun is next to your head and your sister's in bed with cigarette burns on the bedsheet and moonshine makers runnin' in the basement. Probably also meth makers.

"Alabama is the ball sweat equivalent of the United States."

by Bruhmomentthefirst™ January 11, 2021

alabama hitstick

The facial and body characteristics of someone who is inbred

"Damn Mike! Your new girlfriend was beat with the Alabama Hitstick"

by Dustin JJ July 12, 2023

Alabama throuple

When a couple (not related) and one of their siblings spend waaaay too much time together, to the point where it's assumed they're a throuple.

You always see Joe and Alice hanging out with her brother Tony. I'm starting to think they're an Alabama throuple, dude.

by telishgranger May 5, 2025

Alabama

A place where all the "Racist white cops" go to finger all the black thots

Yo nick, let's head over to Alabama in the moring

by Snowboy19 June 2, 2020

Alabama

Incest and crack

Alabama =crack incest trucks racism

by Big daddy facts October 30, 2020

Alabama Klondike bar

When you purchase a Big Stick from the ice cream man and use it as a butt plug…

My girl was super into that Alabama Klondike bar the other night! She came almost instantly!!

by B@llsD33p! July 17, 2022