mason christianson

A motherfucking god.

Mason Christianson is a motherfucking god.

by Mason Christianson February 6, 2017

Mayonnaise Buster

A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman

Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!

by DaddyJack February 19, 2017

mayonnaise wrestling

It's where you take your clothes off, take a few big jars of mayonnaise pour them on your partner's body's. After you rub it really good on their skin EVERYWHERE. Then you wrestle for the time of your life, make sure your tired first, one that has the most mayonnaise left on their body wins.

How bout we try the new mayonnaise wrestling game next week, wonder if it tastes good.. hmm?

by Giraffes game March 5, 2017

mayonnaisia

Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.

There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.

Daggumit. Where's the 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise?
mayonnaisia

by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017

Mayonnaise

An instrument

Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.

by MlgIsNotDead April 5, 2017

masons closet

The most colorful room you will ever see. Featuring thousands of dollars of clothes. Honestly it is worth more then you will ever make in your life honey. Not many will ever experience this room and it's greatness like it's owner.

If you die where do you want to go?
Either Heaven or Mason's closet

Masons closet: Similar to Heaven

by Stupid rich April 17, 2017

mason wolf

A hot sexy boy who gets all the ladies and doesn't know how to play guitar or football.

Mason Wolf is so bad at football and somehow gets all the ladies.

by Mason Wolf April 18, 2017