doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

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Get the doing a Mattmug.

matt

fat

matt=fat

by litz69696969 October 31, 2020

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Get the mattmug.

Matt Dillon

Matt Dillon is the finest living thing on this Earth. Possibly hotter than Ralph macchio. Starring in the movie outsiders text and rumblefish. HE IS SO FINE

Girl 1 "I want Matt Dillon!"
Girl 2 "no he's mine!"
Girl 3 " no he's MINE
Every girl in the world "NO HE'S MINE"

by Widdle sticks May 21, 2024

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Get the Matt Dillonmug.

A Matt dingman

Someone who acts like a weeb machochist and denys it

"Man Tolan stop saying that" , "but dude your such a Matt dingman"

by MattknowsWHO April 24, 2020

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Get the A Matt dingmanmug.

Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,

Just been chucking a uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023

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