Matt

a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding

person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.

by omgisuck January 16, 2022

Matt

People who think milkshake is the name of Shakespeare.

'Matt: what's his name? milkshake?'
'Tony: Do you mean Shakespeare?'
'Matt: wow omg!! how'd you know?'
'Tony: I watch Josh otunsoya *evil laugh*'

by Tony at the funky January 18, 2022

Matt Singh

the goat. really all there is too it. greatest at everything. no contest.

“Bro i’m way better than you”
“Cap i’m matt singh, goated you know”

by mej mej May 25, 2022

Matt Hunt

A complete nonce

Matt Hunt watched the schoolchildren in the playground from across the road

by MrHunt69 May 30, 2022

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022

Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp

Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021

Matt T

A Down to earth, humble and exciting friend. Hard worker, wonderful father. Go getter, handsome, intelligent, kind and caring. One of a kind and impossible to replicate. Matt stands out in a crowd because of his good looks, ability to get along with just about anybody and his confidence. Matt T is witty, easy to talk to, book and street smart. Matt T is also intimidating to other men especially when their girlfriends are around. He unknowingly makes guys insecure with his charming ways and inability to keep from impressing the ladies. Matt T is a dedicated family man but is always up for a good time. Matt T takes no sh*t and wiki be the first to confront an iffy situation or shady person. Matt T is amazing.

“Have you seen Matt T? I miss him, he’s the only person that I can be around all the time and never get tired of!”

“Is Matt T in town? I want to link up wit a real one!”

by BrittanyKCarlisle December 20, 2021