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Chula Vista Gumball Machine

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The act of swirling your tongue in said person'a butthole making it loose then insert a quarter in your partner's urethra.
My home boy gave a Chula Vista Gumball Machine
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Vanilla Ice Cream Machine

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A threesome involving at least two men. Both men ejaculate inside the third person. Then, they swap and suck each other's semen out of the third person.
Rick and Mick got super freaky with Sara and performed a vanilla ice cream machine.
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Fairfax Fax Machine

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When ur doin some long distance thang with a chick (or dude wtv), and you shit in a bag and freeze it, then ship it to your partner. Your partner then pisses in said bag, re freezes it and mails it back to you. You then piss on it and refreeze it and mail it back. Yall do this until the object has reached a prefered diamter, where you the meet up in person and use it as a double sided dildo, and leave it in until it melts.
Me and my long distance gf have got a Fairfax Fax Machine goin on rn.
Fairfax Fax Machine by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
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orphan crushing machine

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A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.
Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!

That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
orphan crushing machine by v022 December 5, 2025
Word of the Day on December 31, 2025
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Cavan Card Machine

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The act of ejaculating onto a credit card. Female companion then proceeds to snort the jizz like a line of cocaine.
Did you hear he got a Cavan Card Machine in the front of his car last week.
Cavan Card Machine by 7soggyciaran February 19, 2026
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Mighty TV dream machine

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The Nine Network
The mighty TV dream machine was the home of the greatest variety shows in Australia. Now it is a lifestyle network focusing on housing & real estate shows. At least they have a good taste in programming since they don’t often air too many trashy reality shows.
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