Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out

Oh No, I Acquired Lock Johnson

by John Lockson July 27, 2024

johnson

v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.

.........................

So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.

That’s a boot right.

by gnostic3 September 10, 2019

Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground

"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"

by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023

Bob Johnsoning

gorgeous fellatio to leaders

The housewife was Bob Johnsoning her historical husband.

by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018

Day johnson

A sexy man with gorgeous eyes and a high sex drive along with a very nice dick.

I wish I had day johnson

by Winky face 😘 May 31, 2018

top my johnson

another word to say suck my dick

top my johnson bitch

by just smoove October 24, 2020

Jaden Johnson

Someone who is absolutely perfect in my eyes and deserves the world. I love him with my whole heart.

I love him
Jaden Johnson

by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 23, 2021