A guy who dates for the comfort of himself (unbeknownst to his dating partner) and when the going gets tough or he loses interest, he walks away from the relationship. ( Think physical ghosting) Long used term from the 1960's,70's and 80' mothers of daughters warning them about who they should and shouldn't date. There's even a country song about it by Trisha Yearwood.
by Jet2023 March 17, 2023
A simple peasant born amongst the heathens of Alminiria, during the Great Famine of 1226. He led the rebellion against the oppressive Pig Lords of the Alminiria. Upon seizing the throne for himself it was known across the land that Joe Premo was indeed the biggest, most badass, swinging dick of them all.
by SimpleRick241c March 01, 2019
To strike up a useless and aggravatingly long conversation. Originates from the talk initiated by a Trader Joe's cashier with a customer.
Martha, the Trader Joe's cashier, decided to Joe Talk me while I was trying to pay for my mint chip ice cream. She spent the next seven minutes trying to figure out if we could figure out how long it would take to hand churn ice cream together. The customers behind me were now all petrified by the ideas of how Martha would Joe Talk them.
by agilemage September 26, 2014
by Do you want to fight me February 24, 2014
1: The act of verbally one upping someone.
2: Someone who verbally one ups someone with a blatant lie.
3: A generally disliked cunt
2: Someone who verbally one ups someone with a blatant lie.
3: A generally disliked cunt
Person a: "Last week something funny happened, I was waiting for the bus when someone dropped threatened to beat me up for no reason".
Person b: "Oh yeah, that happened to me this morning but the person pulled out a HUGE 14 INCH SERRATED MILITARY GRADE KNIFE AND HELD IT TO MY THROAT"
Person a: "You're such a fucking Joe Morley"
Person b: "Oh yeah, that happened to me this morning but the person pulled out a HUGE 14 INCH SERRATED MILITARY GRADE KNIFE AND HELD IT TO MY THROAT"
Person a: "You're such a fucking Joe Morley"
by asgaslkghjsld March 28, 2022
A guy who comments on FB posts that offend captain marvel because he's hoping she will show up and spank him.
by Ahole22 September 24, 2021
A pedo person. Can suprisingly get a lot of girls but is too creepy that they break up with him. Can sometimes be a good guy though.
by Carrierbaggg September 18, 2018