A jizz festival is where a whole bunch of gay dude have a orgy wit eachother and they have quote on quote anal sex
by Turkey_tits69 December 30, 2019

"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."
by ScreenNamesAreForWimps April 21, 2018

Guy: Man i just love jizz
Guy 2: What the fuck? You love jizz? Are you fucking gay?
Guy: No the star wars music
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nerd
Guy 2: What the fuck? You love jizz? Are you fucking gay?
Guy: No the star wars music
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nerd
by AngryStarWarsNerd March 21, 2022

by @ilikebigcox November 29, 2021

by chicklebutt August 15, 2025

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 25, 2019

by SemperSooies November 25, 2016
