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Hood gang

Guys with wieners of the uncut variety.
Yo, my friends and I are all part of the hood gang.
by Hoodie4life February 18, 2023
mugGet the Hood gangmug.

hood bath

(V) When you splash through a puddle and there is a ratchet hanging by the bus stop.
I was driving thru the hood and saw a stankin ratchet standing next to a puddle and I cleaned her up with a hood bath.
by jfiles June 23, 2014
mugGet the hood bathmug.

Hood Crazy

A person who is ghetto and will never change. They may carry themselves classy, but deep down they are a product of the hood and does everything in a "Hood" manner. They have their own grammar, understanding, beliefs and at least one family member who's in prison.

Also, a woman/girl can be turned into {Hood Crazyif she dates a guy who exposes her to his hood.
"He do not know how to act in the suburbs, because he's too Hood Crazy"

OR

"Ever since she started dating that guy, she's been acting Hood Crazy
by Teddy Cash January 16, 2014
mugGet the Hood Crazymug.

The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.
Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.
by Ring pirate June 13, 2018
mugGet the The Hooded Pork Swordmug.

Dike-hood

Prepubescent realization of ones gay tendencies. Being a real big dike.
The level of dike-hood they possessed impresses me for being so young.
by Daren williams November 4, 2020
mugGet the Dike-hoodmug.

Hood plumber

A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .
My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .
by PauliePinks March 7, 2023
mugGet the Hood plumbermug.

the hood

don’t fuck with him, he went to school in the hood
by OkayAndrew June 19, 2022
mugGet the the hoodmug.

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